August 2011
1 post
Officially off the rock.
May 2010
48 posts
Bad thing about my job: PAPERCUTS. all over my hands.
When/where is the senior banquet?
Man don’t i feel like a bum.
And i’m all done with high school!
What you doing.
I want some motherfuckin mac’n’cheese.
I sometimes like driving with my fuel below E, it makes me feel slightly dangerous.
High school is OVER, bitches.
Has anyone else notice how exceptionally slow the safeway checkers have been lately?
You can hear the late bell ringing from my house.
I’m in the mood for a philosophical conversation.
And if the world ended it wouldn’t matter how shitty your hearing was because you’d be dead.
Well, that was completly counterproductive.
Something smells like bacon.
Capitalization is what makes the difference between “I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.” and “I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.”
I love sneezing.
I WANT A MILKSHAKE.
Mwa ha ha. Secret entrance into the boys bathroom. Also, there is a shit in the sink, wat.
Walmart, i hate you. You never have what i need.
Scarlett Johansson is motherfucking sexy.
The skin on the roof of my mouth is coming off in pieces. Ew.
Power’s out.
Did you know our kidneys wear little lumpy hats called adrenal glands? :)
Wish, world.
It makes me happy to see people walking their dog at ten-thirty. Ahh, alaska.
Hello. black man skipping down the street.
I’m thinking of putting metallic silver racing stripes on my maroon mini-van.
I just woke up from the goriest dream ever. Soooooooo bloody.
Tom foolary.
Adam is so bad at texting/typing complete statements. Always leaves out a word or two to you’re like “wat.”
What threateningly beautiful clouds.
My birthday is in 23 days.
I miss my heart.
Wooooooooo.
D:
Sucked up in the filter, what a terrible death.
His name was steve.
Have you ever tried driving with your left foot?
Shots :(
I always smile when i see the little old asian man who drives a maroon mazda van just like mine.
Lunch is 1205 - 12:50
To whoever put gum in my chair: You’re a big asshole. Thanks for getting green gum all over my skirt.
I want to learn how to train a dragon!
I lost my <3 today.
My nose hurts. :(
Sick :(
I like to hear the birds singing.
Our waitress is wearing a shirt that says “KODIAK - where the weak are killed and eaten.”
March 2010
47 posts
Everyone better be wearing some green.